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Friday, 16 January 2015 11:38 From: Herodotus

Lucien RIP

I'm sad to report that we have lost a very enthusiastic fan, Mark "Lucien", from Huntsville, Alabama.

He died just before Christmas. I don't know any more that that.

It would be nice to give him a mention on your site, he had many friends in our circles.


Dave Telemachus adds: I corresponded with him a lot over the years. I'm sorry to hear the news.


Wednesday, 10 December 2014 09:07 From: Peter Parker

Your excellent website

Wow Telemachus, there is so much to look at and read on your site. I love it.

Really liked Sacrificum by Priapus of Milet - very erotic and a nice twist. Are you expecting more stories?

Loved the Jayden and Kyle by Gix - so glad they managed to turn the tables on the villains and a great end sex scene. I'll certainly be thinking up a story for chapter 3. Have you received any clues from Gix as to how he'd like this story to develop?

Thoroughly enjoyed Superfag by Jotto

Great story by Cicero - James and the Leeches - very good idea. Working my way through the other stories now.

Thank you Telemachus of the effort you put into keeping this site going. It is worth it believe me.

Will write soon with some ideas for Gix's chapter 3




Hi Peter,

Thank you very much for your excellent email. I will forward it on to the guys. No clues re. the Gix story I'm afraid. Should be good though.

I know that both Priapus and Gix have new things in the pipeline. Fingers crossed that it won't be too long before we see them. Herodotus also has a huge-mega-epic something in the works, due next year.

Cheers, and have a great holiday season

Dave Telemachus

Friday, 21 November 2014 12:08 From: Stephen


Love your work. Saturdays are not the same without something new from you. Hope all is well.



Saturday, 5 April 2014 10:42 From: Reuben

Great Site

I just wanted to say that I am enjoying your site. Plus your stories. It seems to hit a soft spot and that is good. Oh how I love a good hot jock getting tied up or captured by a mousey type guy. An Asian guy capturing a marine or a football jock under estimating a nerdy guy.

The historical one are great as well. Yet current day ones are just as good.

Thanks again,


Sent from my iPhone

Saturday, 15 February 2014 11:02 From: Telemachus


Hey Guys,

Once again there has been a surge in visitors to the site following the publication of a new Herodotus story. It seems you like him!

We hit 3,237,231 hits in January 2014 - the highest ever.

And don't forget - if you like anything on this site please send a message of appreciation to your favourite author or artists. They really love it! And it encourages them to do even more of what you like.


Dave Telemachus

Saturday, 4 May 2013 11:18 From: Telemachus

April Stats

I've been checking the statistics from my service provider.

April 2013 has been the busiest month since we started this website - 3 million hits which averages to 100,000 per day.

So I'm guessing you are enjoying the stories and pictures. So why not send a message to your favourite artist/author saying so. If you can't find his email address send the message to me and I'll pass it on.



Saturday, 30 March 2013 10:54 From: Telemachus


A special announcement!

If you have been following the astounding works of TAM then you will be delighted to know that his blog at is now up and running again. Check it out!

Cheers, Dave

Friday, 22 March 2013 12:20 From: Telemachus

Getting Stuck

After putting up the final chapter of Herorotus' magnificent work, The Collector, I had two seperate emails from guys who said that they couldn't see it! However by the end of the weekend they were OK. I check with some other guys and they had had no problem at all!

So I talked to a friend of mine and he said:


My guess is that a bunch of people kept visiting that page again and again so the "no new chapter" state got stuck in their cache.. after the cache expired it loaded the new version and everything was good again.

Ctrl-r doesn't always clear cache either, although a lot of people think it does. In Firefox, ctrl-shift-r is required to force the cache to

reload, not sure what it is in internet explorer or chrome or whatever. If folks have that sort of problem again, they should try ctrl-shift-r :)


(In Internet Explorer refresh is the F5 key or the two little green arrows button at the top of the page)

Anyway, my thanks to the two guys for alerting me to the problem so quickly. Glad it all got sorted!



Friday, 15 February 2013 11:26 From: Telemachus

PAX Celebrity Art

I recently came across an artwork blog by PAX. He specialises in fake pictures of celebrities - mostly American, so there are several whom I don't recognise, hehe.

I found it very impressive and great fun, even more so when he very kindly did a pic for me of my favourite hot hunk, top international soccer player Gareth Bale! (I live very close to the Tottenham Hotspur home ground).

To see the blog and the picture of young Master Bale check out the site. The link is in the column to the right.

Cheers, and thank you Mr Pax!


Tuesday, 22 January 2013 17:22 From: Jubell

An Artist has passed away...

Calvin "Cman" Washington was struck by a drunken motorist while riding home from the local library in November and he left this world in early December.

You can find proof of that here among a few other places that list the accident.

Cman, Calvin, was a quite prolific and talented African American artist. He did buoyant, lively, and masculine erotic work. In many ways he was fearless. He ran a few blogs dedicated to his work and was the official artist for the Woofytales books.

You can find his DA account here:

One of his blogs is here:

I just found this out this morning and sadly I never would have known. Calvin is someone I befriended online. He was warm and affable and so free with himself and his creative vision that I was always inspired by him. He is the second person I've known to have been murdered by a drunk driver (the first was my beloved cousin). I don't know how to feel about this. I never would have known he'd died because of how the internet keeps us all apart. In fact, I'd been thinking about him the other day and wondering why he hadn't posted anything lately. My heart breaks over his loss. We needed people like him in the world, and now he's gone.

Rest easy, Mr. Washington. You will be missed dearly.


Saturday, 22 December 2012 13:14 From: Telemachus

Seasonal Greeting!

I am delighted to announce the start of a major new story from Herodotus - THE COLLECTOR - Check it out!

And here is just a reminder that if you enjoy anything here on my lil' ol' website then please send an email saying so! Either directly to the artist or author, or send it to me and I'll pass it on. It's feedback that inspires us all to do more of the stuff you like.

It doesn't have to be a major critique or deep review, just a quick 'I really liked ....., thanks' will do just fine.

Have a truly great Holiday and a Happy New Year


Saturday, 24 November 2012 10:33 From: Peter Parker

Your fantastic site

Hi Telemachus

I hope you are well.

Thought i'd drop you a quick note to congratulate you and your contributors on a brilliant site.

I love the stories by Cicero and really enjoyed 'Night Warrior'. I am reading the short story by Handy 'Prolonged Treatment' and it is excellent and well written. Love the pictures in the Jubell gallery and have read 'The Fall of the Jaguar King' twice now. There is so much good quality material on your site that i can easily spend a whole afternoon looking through all the different areas and keep constantly find new items to review.

Please please please keep up the good work.

Love it!

best wishes


Saturday, 6 October 2012 10:22 From: Telemachus

End of the holidays!

It seems all my old pals are back from their vacations at the same time!

More text stories from Cicero and Handy, a brand new gallery of hot guys from Priapus and some new and naughty illustrations from Franco!

Plus both Herodotus and Jotto are working on new and amazing illustrated stories, watch this space!!!

Welcome back guys!

Saturday, 8 September 2012 09:56 From: Christian QMS

Congratulations on a great site

Hi Dave,

Thanks for placing my group, Jean-Christophe Stories in your links. I do appreciate that you did this.

In making contact with you, I didn't expect this to happen but I am delighted to be 'connected' to "The House of Telemachus".

I have to say, over recent days, I have been a frequent visitor to your beautiful site and it never disappoints me. Always there is something new to discover and the breadth of interests is astonishing. I can truthfully say it is now one of my favourite sites and I congratulate you.

I have just finished reading "The Fall of the Jaguar King" by Herodotus. What can I say about it?

It's a great story; highly charged, erotically written and beautifully illustrated. Reading it was an absolute pleasure.

Kind regards,


Friday, 7 September 2012 11:40 From: Telemachus


Hey Guys,

I'm currently looking at setting a major story (or even a series of stories) in the fictional Runequest world of GLORANTHA.

If there is anyone out there who enjoys the stories on this website and would like to contribute to the project, or even just chat about sword, sorcery and sandals in general, then please drop me a line at

I'm looking forward to hearing from you.


Dave Telemachus (currently lost in Skyrim)

Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:18 From: Telemachus

New stories

Hey guys,

It's been a bit quiet over the last few weeks due to many of us being off on our summer holidays. However the stories are starting to flow again. And there are some great new contributions being lined up, including a hot new Jungle Boy story from Jotto and an amazing new series from Herodotus (I've already see the first couple of chapters - WOW!)


Dave Telemachus

PS: 'TripleDistilled' I'm getting your emails but my replies to you are bouncing! Your mailbox may be full?

Thursday, 9 August 2012 10:38 From: Telemachus

Rebel with a cause

If you have read and enjoyed the various stories I have published here set in the amazing Gooniverse of Bullneck then you will certainly love the new illustrated book 'Rebel with a Cause' by my old pal Biff Schweinebar which is available from Bruno Gmunder Books, and is now (finally) available from the mighty Amazon!

Set in an oppressive quasi-militaristic future, it tells of loads of hot, rough, uniform action with big dumb vicious cops versus the smarter rebels and pushes the boundaries of hot sex and violent action.

For a preview check out the advert on the main page of this website.



Friday, 22 June 2012 10:13 From: Paul


Hey Dave how are you? Sorry I haven't been in touch much recently, have been working on story ideas but haven't got anything complete yet to send you, rest assured I will definitely forward anything I get done directly to you...

Anyway, I go to this kink club called 'Collared' every now and then, very friendly club in Kings Cross, and they are running a short kinky story competition, didn't know if you, or one of your other writers, might be interested in entering?

It's free entry and theres a £300 first prize. I can't enter myself as I know the organiser. It's some sort of promotional thing to get more traffic to their website, but as I understand it, they've hardly had any entries at the moment. I said I'd see if I could drum up any more interest :) I don't have anything to gain out of it myself, it would just be nice if someone I know won it (and maybe they could buy me a drink or something!)

Anyway here's a link, you have to sign up to their website to enter but it's all free, I know it sounds like some sort of dodgy scam but I trust the people involved, I wouldn't tell you about it otherwise :) The closing date is very soon so don't leave it too long if you have something you want to put in

p.s the other advantage of signing up is you can see some of my kinky pictures :)

Been loving the recent updates to the site, some really hot stuff going on, I wish I could contribute more, but I'm sure I'll have something else done soon :)

Hope you are keeping well x

Tyler Bernard)

Saturday, 26 May 2012 15:06 From: Telemachus

More goodies

This week the start of the epic adventure FALL OF THE JAGUAR KING by Herodotus!

And another chapter of the Cicero story THE SCARLET AVENGER vs DOCTOR DOOM

And more pix from Franco and the amazing Jotto!

Next week we have loads more stuff, including a whole new gallery from Jotto devoted to the characters of that great artists Patrick Fillion.


Dave Telemachus

Saturday, 19 May 2012 12:16 From: Telemachus

What a week!

This week the JOTTO picture story - SUPERBOY and LEX LUTHOR. Holy Junk! What will the nefarious Lex do to his super-victim!!!

Another chapter in our Saturday Serial - THE SCARLET AVENGER versus DOCTOR DOOM! I hope you're enjoying it!

And starting next week is the epic story of lust and betrayal in the jungles of Mayan America. THE FALL OF THE JAGUAR KING

Chapter one - 26th May 2012

Chapter two - 2nd June 2012

Chapter three - 9th June 2012

Written and illustrated by HERODOTUS exclusively for this site!

And don't forget all the other goodies in the text stories, galleries and don't forget to check out the links to many other hot websites


Dave Telemachus

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