Phoenix

Brazenly, Dr. Morpheus walks into the alley with Phoenix.  "Well, hero, out snooping where you don't belong, eh?"

Phoenix turns around to face his opponent.  "Dr. Morpheus.  I should have known that you'd show up eventually."

"I've been admiring you, young one," sneers the villain.  "And now I will take you back with me to be my slave."

"Never," replies the stud defiantly.  "It is I who will be taking you . . . to jail."