And that day was the day of the big match. A match where the Los Cojones Oxbridge College Football Team scored . . . . . zip, zero, nothing, nada.

It was their biggest defeat of the season. Not just a defeat but an utter and total humiliation. And everyone knew to steer clear of self-styled 'star' quarterback Barry whenever the team lost but today everyone just headed for the hills rather than face his wrath.

Storming out of the changing rooms Barry headed straight for the gym in a red-hot fury.  If he couldn't win on the football pitch then at least he could win on the wrestling mat. And not just win, but make his victim suffer complete humiliation!