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Greetings You Fine Gay Bros!
I've written yet another infotainment article! Sorry!
But again... why not read some gay news with your weekly studs!?
This week's article I think is particularly interesting actually!
Weirdly enough... as a scientist... I know a lot of interesting details about gay biology that few other's really know.
But I think you deserve to know such details about yourself too... and if society hasn't caught up enough to share them... then just continue on reading below... and I'll try and do its job for you!
So what does it mean to be gay?
I'm sure we all have our own answers here... and all would most likely be correct!
But if you want to view it a different way... then you start to need to think of the (1) biology and (2) the environment we live in, as one functional unit that work together to create your experience as a human.
What does that mean?
Well let's start with the basics.
Heterosexuality!
Homosexuality evolved from heterosexuality directly!
And heterosexuality evolved over billions of years.... using the evironment to work inside.
So when a heterosexual views this scene....
...their brain quickly interprets it into our evolved "feelings" and gives back this...
Now the scene shows to the heterosexual.... who's sexually available... who are rivals.... and who's the most successful male/who to replicate as the best behavior.
That's what hundreds of thousands of years of instinct building evolution can do!
And just to note all straight eyes, regardless of race... work the same. Response to race is a learned characteristic.
But! Interestingly enough.... OUR GAY EYES WORK DIFFERENTLY!
(Really its the brain... but I'll use eyes as the way of saying that for now.)
So when a gay brain views this scene....
.....it now looks a lot more like this!
Notice how all previous instinct (blue and violet) has now been assigned to one gender only!
And the women now have no instinct (sexual or social) assigned to their unique morphology!
As gays we can intellectually distinguish men and women just fine!
But our instincts do not integrate over the environment to provide the same instinctual "feels" to the scene as the heterosexuals!
This is what I mean by "Gay Eyes"!
When a heterosexual views a scene... like below..
...they do not view it blankly.
Their instincts assigns what is often described as "romantic charges" to the world around them.
And when a heterosexual then thinks about these individuals.... about who they want to be with, about who they want others to be with.... about their futures... about their dreams.... about stories that will involve any of them in any way....
....these "romantic charges" are then used to associate the humans in such regularly seen everyday patterns... that we can all see the heterosexual romantic world around us spring into life in full 3D!
Unfortunately though Gay Bros.... the title of this article is a bit misleading.
There is current way to realistically "fix" for anyone's braineyes.
(And really... if you can see the beauty in the above... do you really want to lose that?)
This is because all that instinct... that has all that biological knowledge... takes up a rather large section of the brain to totally contain!
Do you know that ghost in The Sixth Sense with a gunshot wound to the back of the head?
That would be you if you tried to gut out that instinct and switch it around!
So then! Instinct is just too big a part of you to think there will be an easy fix... like a pill or treatment any time soon!
So what then can you do!??
Interestingly enough... if you can't change the biology.... you can still change the environment though!
And in this way you can experience the world in a way far closer to a heterosexual!
And while it is difficult (at first) to change the genders of the humans around you physically....you could actually easily give yourself a large gay boost if we had a media world like heterosexuals!
I have actually nearly gone crazy looking at the 10,000 heterosexual titles on Netflix.... and seeing that this may full well be the real barrier to equality... (if the law continues to hover around nominal parity that is)... as this I believe what the gays are literally after. A Quality of Living answer... rather than a law equation.
So what should we all do?
The answer then is to NOT continue to request gay side character representations in predominantly heterosexual releases.
These characters are actually created primarily to teach tolerance... and do not nearly reach the level of environment parity to your biology that the heterosexuals enjoy constantly... at the movies... at the beach... or nearly anywhere they go!
And that's what you should actually want for your own health!
The answer then is to request... what looks far closer to... "Separate But Equal"... but for our media.
Now I know that phrase... has a lot of baggage (and thensome)... but in the end "Separate But Equal" is far better than what we as gays currently get from the media world! We get like nothing currently! Haha!
Can you imagine waiting the extra 3 months for the at-home digital release for a new blockbuster.... where they have digitally replaced all the women with men... and vice versa for the lesbians??
I think we all will think we have died and gone to heaven!
It will look like this!
And the technology is not too far away!
And in this way the heterosexuals do not have to view our romances when we want to be included in the big titles like Marvel or Star Wars! Because we will have our own... FULL MOVIE SERIES...all just with men and man/man interactions.
Actions, Romances, Sci Fis, Fantasies! We could have it all!
And it would not terribly inconvenience anyone to do so!
In one concerted effort this world could fill in what has been missing for the gays for millenia.
This would be what full equality looks like!
Not at all the inclusion of that gangly gay child in the background of the new spidermans!
(A character that had to be cast to look gay... as they did not have a speaking role.... a level of inherent stereotyping that does not do anyone any favors!)
We need to stop thinking of new side character background casting as any sort of victories at all!
And we need to start thinking of getting... the all male version of the Tobey Maguire webcrawler trilogy... released and available officially.... as the real goalposts in which to throw a celebration!
Ones that actually have an effect... right now... immediately directly... for the gays!
And when it comes to what favors that will do for your brain...
...again this is their world....
....that we can not entirely see as Gays.
And if we want to be a part of it....
....we will need our own versions to match.
These are the answers to fix our reality so that the next generation of gays... will never know what it was like to be so isolated... like we had to be.
Waiting patiently until the next one of these guys emerges every 10 years...
...is a strategy that has failed us all!
So Gay Bros! You now know what you have to do!
The correct dreams to have in order to achieve the Marvel/D.C. gay fanboy life you've always wanted to have...
...is to wish for every last one of your favorites.... released in a full history gay version!
So request away! Talk to others!
I have already sent my angrily worded letter and reasonings! You do so as well!
That reality is closer than you think!
Is this not a beatiful dream to chase?
Is this not what we all actually want in the end?
I think it is.
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Thank you!