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Why This Website Is A Zero!
Hey There Gay Dudes!
Just so you all know... I am working on an art project now... so I just don't only write you these articles... but I still honestly do not think it is a bad combination now available weekly that you have here!
But even without the articles... I wanted to tell you... just in case you were at all confused... everything on this website is a zero!
Hey now! Don't get angry at me!
It is not my fault you were here on this website... thinking you were all cool... and a rebel... and everything!
But everything on this website ranks as exactly zero!
Nothing on it at all... once.... could get me or any sane person to blink once!
Because it simply can all be described.... as "pixels on a screen." Legal ones at that too!
Now wait you say!
Surely... we are all more daring and sacandalous than that!?
But when push comes to shove... in the end... this website is a bunch of pixels... not being used for any illegal purposes... and that means it crashes down hard... to big fat ugly...
Deal with it dudes!
It's the only sane reality to live in!
And I know many of you are still unbelievers!
Surely... that terribly written superhero castration deserves to rank at a 1 or 2!??
No one needs to see that!
You're right! No one does!
But it is still a zero!
And I've solved that terrible one personally for you as well too! ;)
(What!? Its only a vagina fantasy set within the context of an action movie setting! Where a lot of the writers seem to not fully understand what they are totally going for. Again... no worries here! ;) Its still a fucking zero!)
ZERO!
And I know a lot of you are giving me the stink-eye already! You've been to my website. You know what was awoken in the deeps!
Shadow and Flame!
Or not!
HARD ZERO!
Actually... and quite!
When still all around the globe there are actions needed to be taken to solve poverty, the environment, and inequality...
...no story, no idea, no art on this website is anything but... say it with me now!
You totesballs deserve the free time to be able to search for your favorite superhero pornography any time you feel like! But after that... you need to put down that new heroine... and get functional and back into the world to fix all of what was said above! All the things that are not a zero!
What you don't believe me? I've written a whole story about how this website and all the artists on it... are an absolute zero!
It's called The Book Club Below... and its about us gay fanfiction internet writers in a sort of pseudo real world setting... hell!
Where the truth is finally known! We are all loser geeks with a crush on our favorite flying studs... and are actually now all "dating" one too. It is a comedy sidestory to Friday Night Fight you should really check out... if you liked any of the sex sci fi wrestling!
(The Fights and The Book Club.... start alternating around Fight IV... for the best way to read!)
Okay okay... back to the topic at hand.... why this website, all us artists, and all this sex... is a total...
...and I know a lot of you out there still want to debate that a little!
After all... sex fiction is sort of indeed a drug! And a drug that involves plot points... literally can get confusing on how and when to use! Especially so when the world's literal advice to you on gay sex... is often still just around... "YOU'RE EVIL EW!"
But how could one solve such issues? Well when I first thought of trying "gay sex art" as a new life calling (har har).... I thought about why not writing educational articles as well on sex and gay life! And that's how Finsland started to get filled with side content!
The After Match Comedy Minute... is more than just a punny title!
I wanted to try and write an article at least vaguely about each fight!
If you are worried the literal sex fiction you write... could against the odds... confuse anyone to a bad or illegal action alone... why not just write out and explain the underlying biology and society and share it with your works!
Honestly... its what all porn websites should do by default!
Not the "don't try this" disclaimer or whatever is legally obligated!
But real educational entertaining content.. (use the stars to narrate)... that WOULD get CLICKS if it was offered!
What better way to continue to have often "the farthest out there content" while still shoring up social norms... that keep the like as just fantasy!
There should be nothing a website should be willing to show... that they also shouldn't then also want to explain in detail to those aroused by it! And there's no reason it has to be anything but entertaining too!
And so that every real...
... stays that zero!
But honestly... even this view is a bit off... if you think of all the constant slasher gore violence horror... released by Hollywood... with nary even a try expected!
Did you know it was based on this?
And now they made an effigy of Drew Barrymore for a reason!
(Honestly dudes... hardcore gay sex... is looking like a zero again!)
Well anyways... those are just my thoughts, fellow zeroes!
But you got to the end of them... so just in case you want to read others... feel free to check out... www.finslandofgayart.blogspot.com for additional fiction and nonfiction together!
Thank you!
-Fin