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Worst Hero Ever!
Hey Gay Brodandies,
I'm still on a kick of trying to write you all entertainment news as a side dish to your weekly sex fictions!
Why not read some fun gay news for a change!?
For this week... I thought it'd be fun to shoot some arrows.... at this guy!
Who I think is by and large... the worst hero ever to be called such! By far!
And why do I think that?
Well I don't if you've seen the movie at all... but at the end of Not-Hero.... the titular character chooses to...
...not assassinate the evil tyrant.... and die himself instead!
And there's a lot of tragic music, fanfare, crescendoes, and blurry lens flare beauty to accompany this terrible decision to try and sell it as as a choice of morality!
When in fact... the direct comparison is a soldier having a gun to Hitler's head and then choosing to blink.
Let me spell it all out for you reading this...
....IF YOU HAVE A GUN TO HITLER'S HEAD, YOU PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER!!!
In reality... there is no magic vision, no words of truth, no reason that could ever appear in that exact situation that should ever have the assassin choose to not carry out his mission.... including the honest-to-god word of burning bush.
That fucking "vision" is under the pay of the evil tyrant... in any real world version... bar none!
So how did this travesty of storytelling come to exist?
Interestingly (or not interestingly actually) this narrative comes from a land that by and large does not value individual worth nearly as much as the west.
And do you know why there is a culture of such ingrained civil obedience?
Because they have been listening to stories all their lives created exactly by such evil victorious tyrants for centuries!
It's called propaganda... and it has started to reach our shores as the economic union of the globe starts to tie all our cultures together further and further.
Seriously though... it is no more complicated than direct lies told in story form.
There is no truth to moderation when it drowns your village under a wall of dam runoff!
The morality espoused by the movie Hero... is a con on all who watch it.
It was created by those in power... to teach us lessers a better version on how to behave... and I still cringe at all the Hollywood budget used to sell such an awful narrative!
IF YOU HAVE A GUN TO HITLER'S HEAD, YOU PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER!!!
That is all.
That is all anyone EVER needs to know!
Seriously though... if any one hero should ever be banned from this site... as unworthy to be roleplayed sexually in any situation... its now this guy.
In fact if there was ever a woman... that should be allowed on this site instead (I kid...)... it should be this one.
Why? (And it's not because she is named after a Bear!)
Well... I'll let her say it herself!
Gays! Our lives are tragic comedies because of the blind defense of the status quo worldwide.
Not only will you never experience true civil equality...but neither will the generation of gays after you as well... if we all do not take to heart exactly what this TRUE hero does and says.
Laws needs to change, violence needs to be challenged, and a true not-counter culture has to be built!
This all requires you to do exactly NOT what Jet Li did in the movie..."Hero."
You need to look at this world, tell those in the way they need to move, and you need to fight for what's yours!
Even if they try and tell you they have had visions of the future and that you are evil! Literally!
Do not falter!
And you can not do that... if you choose to believe in the morality falsely spread by the film, Hero!
To lay down and die whenever the wind chooses to plant doubt in your fight.
There is a saying amongst gay asians... that no one else understands what its like to have to come out because they have a society of such regimented obedience. And that's why its okay to never come out.
And while there is truth in that... there is also a lot of navel gazing involved in that view as well.
In all honestly the asian coming out experience is NOT worse.... than the African, the Middle Eastern, the Catholic, the Baptist, or the Jew experience at all.
So why does such a phrase continue to exist?
Again... I believe it has to do with a culture of rebellion. Or lack of it.
A movie I recently write about a lot... has been the Marvel film.... Shang Chi and The Legend of The Ten Rings.
And what's interesting to analyze about this movie... is that the major plot revolves around...
...will the children rebel?
But only long after the father has been revealed to be a villain!
Its a major conundrum to the characters! They stall unsure what to do!
The culture itself here creates a plot complication that westerners can't easily see! Of course you take out the father. It takes 5 minutes! You take a pistol, you hold it Gangnam Style... and you blow his brains out!
In fact the movie itself is missing a lot of structure in the second act... its narrative is so simple... as the characters fail to recognize this easy fact exactly! They are too obedient to the older generation!
I actually think this though was seen as a "cutting edge" narrative style to this film intended by the creators... but just for an asian audience.
No asian audience... thou shall indeed beat down thy father... when he tries to release ancient evils! Do it!
It just takes the whole fucking movie to do so!
But not only does a western audience does not feel such conflict... it is indeed questionable if they ever should!
We have been killing off the older evil generation for decades! Its like second nature!
But when it comes to your rights gay boys... you actually really need to defend yourselves against earlier generations of this species that are in fact not only most likely wrong... but provably so as well.
So the influence of asian culture... to just follow authority blindly... is in fact counter to what you need to do for your futures!
This is not what a hero should do!
Heroes Fight! Fight! And Fight!
To rebel is a virtue we all gays need if the future will ever get better!
So when it comes to asian influence in our media.... I would recommend listening to the wisdom of balance... and the need to reduce chaotic emotions.
NOT HOWEVER TO SUBMIT TO AUTHORITY AS A WAY TO SURVIVE!
The reed bends so it does not break... it is said.
But the reed can never reach the heights of the oak as well!
So if you want to be able to see a setting sunset... you might have to think of yourself as more than just a reed!
And finally a message to any asian gay men reading this who are or have struggled with fates choice... of having to come out about your own mutant biological sexuality.. when none of your other peers or siblings are tasked with anything nearly as personally conflicting.
There is a tradition in asian cultures that has been around for centuries... and is still alive to this day...
That it is okay to be able to rebel against older authority.... if they are just plain ass backward on science and reality for the better of the civilization.
And luckily enough gay boys... science is the hankee in your back pocket that won't let you down!
Double down that who you are... is explainable medically, historically, and personally.
Do so unflinchingly as a hero... knowing the words you are saying are THE TRUE ONES of your situation.
And you might find that your own diligence in being able to defend your unchosen biology with FACTS ... can turn the tide on an uncomfortable battle no one wants to fight.
Gay is science fact... and nothing less.
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Thank you!