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You are NOT that weird!
Redux Edition!
You are NOT that weird! Redux Edition!
Hey There Gay Friends,
If I've said before.... I'll say it again.
We gays think we are far weirder than we actually are!
Honestly if you take the "gay" out... we look so bizarrely straight average... we all look exactly like an ugly girl bitch fanfiction writer. What all of us always wanted to be! Sigh!
Oh well!
We sure aren't going to COOL are way out of it... through the power of queer weird!
And again I'll try and prove it by citing straight culture!
This website contains hundreds and hundreds of sci fi fantasy sexual adventures with heavy bdsm themes!
That's like really really... bro horny gay.... right!?
WRONG!
The straights have been having whacky sexual hijinks in the stars for decades! DECADES!
In fact... their culture was actually way WAY into it for awhile... its called the 60s!
Their culture has since then... divided... multiplied... retracted....expanded... and now diced into our nouveau micromarkets... but its still there!
There in the history catalogue of the best straight directors... and... available constantly in new and old iterations on the internet!
And the perfect example of ... the straight culture you do not know about... which proves all of us are very average... is... Barbarella!!
A heroine from the stars that does not match today's ideals of strong female characters at all!
That's because Barbarella is in fact... none of that!
She's sort of a ditz.... sort of always in distress... and sort of only exists to be sexually idolitarized by men.
And that's fine!!!
Art is what it is!
And straight guy's desires to watch a floozy spin around half naked.... IS NOT EVIL!
(It just sort of creates an evilish society if left totally unchecked... according to Fin and a lot of others!)
But again... it is still not wrong... inherently.
If you as an adult single guy... like Barbarella.... watch it and watch it... and watch everything like it.
Its fun! Its entertaining! Its sexy!
It just doesn't set a good role model for society to expect for women.
But if that is in no way going on around you... like if you are a horny alone straight guy... or a kitschy gay dude... then it has no immediate effect! And it can be enjoyed for what it is!
It could only be "wrong inherently" if one does what so many women advocates do... assume that "right" and "wrong" is based on a universal societal best standard... where "Guy's Night Out" has no value at all whatsoever for its citizens. This is how culture wars are created and literally last eternity.
Straight guys in fact do like floozies! A lot!
And as much as that irks those "who know better".... it won't be changing anytime soon!
So how does Barbarella prove you are all not that WEIRD!?
Well just replace "Barbarella" with "Robin".... and I could be literally staring at this website!!
It is even really actually rather questionable if Barbarella is actually any good at her job! Like at all!
She is young though! And flies around half naked!
Barbarella's sexual adventures even include....
An opening where she Zero-G removes her 60s spacesuit!
Being attacked by "bitey" dolls on her bare legs. (Honestly this and "The Birds" are both bizarre about injuring women this way.)
Being saved by a naked angel.
Being attacked by a wicked doctor!
5. Same-Sex Hijinks!
Its literally a straight sexual adventure... where the plot is used to create... just the next crazy sex scene!!
They even reference "new fangled" 1960s pornography as a "new way" of sex!
Its just like all of us on this website! Only from 50 years ago! That's how unWEIRD you are!
This doctor is even the source of the band name... "Duran Duran"!
That's how much the straights like wacky si fi sex hijinks! Its not just you!
He even has her caged in a "mechanical sexual device"!
I've seen several of those on here! You all and Dino De Laurentiis are literally the exact same! You are just gay!
And did you know the source reference for Samus Aran.... is in fact Barbarella!!
That's how embedded extreme sex adventures are in straight culture!
Samus's "Screw Attack" is based on Barbarella removing her spacesuit in a striptease!
And when Samus dies... her clothes fly off the same way too!
Their vehicles are nearly the exact same! Roundy with engines!
(Its actually incorrectly believed that Samus Aran is based more on Ellen Ripley... when she is not!)
So anyway.... cool gay dudes... whenever you think you are weird... do what I do!
Watch straight films from the 60s... and see all of us on this website.. are only JUST A LITTLE BIT ASKEW!
Take Care!
Until Next Time Space Cowboys!
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