The ground shook as a blast rattled the downtown main street of Mount Boi.
One of the buildings that lined its quaint sidewalks had just been incinerated down to its very splinters, and giant orange flames were now billowing from its shattered remains and into the warm afternoon air.
Emerging from the smoking wreck was one of The DomiNation's most ruthless soldiers, the deadly mercenary known as... Dice Breaker.
Laughing as he sauntered away from the wanton destruction the muscled villain was thoroughly amused by his current task. Dice Breaker was to level any business in the town that did not meet The DomiNation's newest strictest requirements.
And the fertility clinic had to go!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The villain's dark skin glowed in the heat of the fire as he searched for another store to demolish. All heterosexual establishments had been outlawed by order of Double Fist himself, and Dice Breaker was now painting the small mountain town red!
No nightclubs! No daycares! And certainly no... strip clubs!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Another local establishment blossomed into a fireball as Dice Breaker trained his fist lasers directly at the store. Its blinking neon "Girls Girls Girls" sign fell to the ground sparking at the villain's booted feet.
"Filthy degenerates," growled the mercenary as he spat on the dirt next to it.
There would be no more of their kind in The DomiNation's New World Order!
Dice Breaker would see it so himself!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Yet another storefront exploded into flames as the brutal villain continued his slow march down main street leaving a fiery path of destruction in his wake.
Then from somewhere high above the mountain town, somewhere far beyond the clouds.... a sonic boom echoed through the summer air!
Dice Breaker turned his intense gaze skyward.
At last! It was about time the day got a bit more interesting.
How many of these did he have to turn into kindling before someone noticed anyways!?
Training his fist beams yet again on a local business, the mercenary reduced one last storefront to rubble as he wondered who the Jocks had sent to end his reign of terror.
Surely he was to face one of their best! The legendary sniper One-Eye... or maybe their deadly weaponmaster, Red!
But as a pastel caped kaleidoscope descended from the heavens above to hover over the destruction that was still smoldering across downtown Mount Boi... the ruthless villain could not help but laugh anew.
"Oh this was just too perfect!" thought the villain to himself. Dice Breaker would have not wanted them to send anyone else!
The spandex clad hero now levitating far above the leveled street below was none other than the world famous invincible Rainbeau!
The villain had thought the renowned dogooder busy on a war assignment halfway around the globe. In fact it had been instrumental to The DomiNation's plan!
But here the shining bejeweled stud now loomed... beautiful, radiant and mutlicolored as ever! Brave and fearless the majestic hunk never lost a fight yet... and many now thought it would never be so!
For no harm could ever befall the glittering hero as long as his will remained true and righteous. And as of yet... the beyond honest and noble warrior showed no sign of ever diminishing his gleaming gallant intentions.
"Dice Breaker!" calls out the majestic hero as he continues to levitate far above. "Halt your actions immediately criminal! You are being taken into custody!"
Two red fist lasers blasted skyward as the villain's response. The deadly energy beams however only bounced off The Rainbeau's radiant skin, leaving nary even a scratch on even the outermost layer of tissue.
The beautiful hero was impenetrable!
Dice Breaker was going to have to take things nice and slow!
"So The DomiNation starts to make some changes in our favor... and the world sends in its favorite token in its defense!" taunts the gay villain to his hated enemy. "Welcome to the party, Rainbeau! What took you so long, boy?"
The mercenary then aims his glowing fists at a nearby gas station and fires! The superhunk above might be invincible... but the town of Mount Boi surely was not!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
A heat wave blasts through the downtown as a huge explosion arcs into the air!
Dice Breaker then lines up his deadly beams for another shot at the obliterated main street. This time however The Rainbeau lands directly in his path, the red energy ricocheting off the hero's muscled chest to explode safely in the mountain foothills far beyond.
"I won't let you do this Dice Breaker!" calls out the handsome hunk. "The citizens of Mount Boi deserve better than your new terror state!"
"And what do we deserve then Rainbeau?" yells back the gay villain in return. "To serve the heterosexuals like you!? To be useful their obedient poster boy to point to as evidence of their generosity and good will!?"
The mercenary laughs as he fires a sustained energy cascade of deadly red beams directly at his foe! The villain would rather die!
But The Rainbeau remains undaunted, standing unphased and unharmed in the burning onslaught!
"We will have our day in the sun, Dice Breaker!" answers the hero dutifully as his enemy finally breaks off his failed attack with a snarl. "But it won't be this way! We will show our comrades we are worthy of their trust with our actions and deeds! And that is how we will create a peaceful future for all!"
The Rainbeau then flies forward at astonishing speed, grabbing Dice Breaker around the waist and hurdling them both down mainstreet away from the downtown center!
"Fool!" cries out the mercenary villain as he unloads his devastating powers at point blank range. "You get it in the way of your very own!"
But as his mighty fist lasers continue to ineffectively bounce off the noble dogooder, the insidious villain had to react quickly! Training his arms to the storefronts to their side, Dice Breaker unleashes a line of destruction that crashes the several story tall buildings down on their very heads!
The wrastling duos forward momentum ends under the rubble as a new dust cloud blooms!
Silence.
...
The Rainbeau shoots into the air, the first to clear the debris!
But where was Dice Breaker!? The villain had gone to cover!
...
His laughter echoing off the still standing buildings all around, the villain continues his tirade.
"You should never have come to Mount Boi hero," taunts the dark skinned muscled warrior somewhere from the shadows. "Can you feel its power in you Rainbeau? Can you feel what makes this place so special?"
Come to think of it... The Rainbeau was indeed feeling a bit... energetic... now to think of it. It's like he was getting ready for a kiki on Fire Island! It was like he was about to surf the foam on the circuit! It was like....!
"The ash cloud effects homosexuals too!" shouts the stunned warrior. It was even effecting the already gay invincible hero!
"Horniness isn't harm, Rainbeau!" laughs the villain. "Your powers are useless to stop it!"
Frustrated as his muilticolored spandex tented at the waist in front of him, The Rainbeau knew he needed to end this fight quickly now. Or risk becoming one of the town's sex crazed zombies himself!
"Face me, Dice Breaker!" yells out the hero. "Your side can never win our freedom this way!"
Appearing from out of a shattered store front, Dice Breaker's red glowing fists were hot and ready.
"That is where you are wrong, Rainbitch!" yells the villain as his palms explode with heat. "We never will be free until our enemies are afraid to walk on our side at all!"
The hero and villain collide in the wrecked smoking remains of the downtown main street!
But who will emerge victorious from the frey to claim victory over the other's muscled hot body!
The Battle of Mount Boi has only just begun!